Who's reading you?

Compared with say, Alda or anybody else really, my search terms are boring - in fact I rarely get referrers from Google, why is this? What am I doing wrong?

But they're often coming from interesting places - we had someone from the Pentagon - yes, the Pentagon - visiting once (don't know about you, but it warms my heart to think that someone with their finger on the button of the military industrial complex in the most powerful country in the world passes the time between tracking missiles and terrorist plots, for example, in reading blogs).

Also from Disney (I believe it was Mickey)
Also from CBS - *waves* aren't they a big music label or something?

But the one to have brought me the most pleasure is a recent reader from the Telegraph. I used to read it in Spain because the European edition of the Guardian was quite frankly pants, as well as expensive. The Telegraph offered a lovely nostalgic vision of England, where people wrote in concerned letters about their pelargoniums. It was all reassuring for an expat, though not really a country I recognised. Welcome, Mr or Mrs Telegraph! I salute your barmy newspaper!

Who's your most interesting reader to date?