Well it's kind of early, but Woolworths doesn't seem to care, so...here are some virtual Christmas pressies for my linkees, because it's the season of goodwill, (and it's very easy to be generous when the presents are virtual.) Just call me Santa...
for
Matt,
a hat to proclaim his love of toast
for the
Curve, a
book about his favourite young soul rebels -but maybe he already has it? (and for Em a
Roberts Radio for listening to Radio 4 in style)
And for
bad Sarah a handy
survival guide from our hero, Ray Mears
for
Betty, some
punk rock so she can watch the Slits in action once more
for
Great She Elephant, some
black & silver tango shoes to encourage her to go out dancing
for
Alda, a cashmere
beanie to keep her ears warm if Iceland gets too icy
for
Cream, a
gold skyscraper cocktail set, for when he's entertaining
for
Rad, a cuddly
R2D2 (though no doubt he already has it)
for
Helga, our German girl about town,
Lili Marlene - the collected works of Marlene Dietrich.
for pop fan
Del, some
Ronettes and Crystals singing Christmas tunes, even if he's not into carols he's got to like that cover
for
Quink, now that he has a little Quinklet, he can continue his perambulations with this
Time Out Guide - London for Childrenwhat else for
SeƱor T but a nice
bottle of Rioja?for
Anxious, some
kitchenware for her cookies and carrot cakes or maybe a retro
apron for when she's feeling domestic
for
Greavsie this classy
car to drive Barberella around in style (because he wrote a nice post about his 'dad' car)
for
QE, any one of these
gaming t-shirts (I do not understand any of these references)
and a
gravity-defying robot for hard-to-buy-for
Sevitzfor young
Heather a book with lots of pictures of her favourite man
for
Realdoc a day in the
spa, being a mum and a doctor I reckon she needs a day off
for
Tim a nice bottle of
brandy and
glasses to sip it from when he needs a break from writing
for
Pashmina, a handbag (what else?) Now one woman's dream bag might be another woman's fashion no-no but this
Mulberry bag is fairly classic
for
DcVer who has gone all green-fingered, this
banana tree for his balcony
for
Patroclus, this
spiralight - I've no idea why, just thought it looked like fun
and for
Billy an
air zooka "air zooka your friends with high velocity air balls!" I could have thought of lots more intellectual presents for you but this looked like fun too.
for
Guyana Gyal a
hammock to swing on in the garden while she's thinking up stories
for art-loving
Adrian, a
membership to the Tate, where he can drink in the bar with a lovely view whilst appreciating some art
for
Wyndham, a
TiVo box to forward through all those pesky ads
for
Dan, a
case to carry his lovely camera in
for
Viking, my fellow coffee fiend, this
Gaggia to make coffee in his new place in Seattle
for
Destructor a
Pelikan pen to inspire him to write his next novel
for
Rockmother, a pair of
vintage platforms, so she can live up to her RoMo image, and see over people's heads at gigs.
for
Natalie, some
Mod Cat's Eye sunglasses for keeping the sun off next time she goes to a festival
for
Gordon this 'charming'
porcelain chihuahua night-light - sorry Gordon, I have no idea of your taste, I think it is the most hideous thing I've ever seen but it will be surely be a talking point in your gracious home.
for
Shyha, one of these
Lomo fisheye cameras (if I can borrow it sometime)
for
Broke in Berlin, a
baby Fiat - I'll get one too, we'll both learn to drive and we can tootle around Berlin having mini-car-races in them.
Wow, shopping online eh? This is much more fun when money is no object, and you don't have to go down Oxford Street.
If I left you out, drop me a line in the comments and I'll find one for you.
Christmaspresents