We're in the pub after work. It's called the two pound pub (because every drink costs £2.00, or thereabouts) which is all that the glorious area we work in offers in terms of entertainment, despite being bang next door to the PROPERTY BOOM OLYMPIC VILLAGE INVESTMENT BUY NOW!!! apartments, sprouting up like mushrooms, if large square boring featureless glass mushrooms, every time you look.
Where is the infrastructure for all these rich people supposedly snapping up these Olympic flats & moving in? They may have floor to ceiling windows, but all they look out onto is a motorway flyover and a far distant view of the O2, and there is fuck all (I say this with some bitterness in my heart) else around there.
A drive-in Macdonalds is the only sign of civilization, and that's as good as it gets. No cafes, no restaurants, no shops, no parks, no nada. Grim, rotting council high-rises, as far as the eye can see. Major traffic. Major pollution. No green space whatsoever. I can't conceive of moving into a flat, no matter how plush, in such a phenomenally deprived and dismal area, no matter how near the Games it was.
Anyway, the pub. There are toothless old geezer locals who try to accost you on the way to the loo, darts board with locals' names chalked up on the blackboard, red plush barstools, mahogany effect chipboard walls. It's
muy reminiscent of the scary locals' pub in Withnail and I. If anyone needs to film in an authentic, unreconstructed pre-gentrification grim old boozer, drop me a line.