Chatting around the table in the beer garden with the ladies:
Annie: I've never owned a vibrator.
[Happily Married] Friend: You can have mine if you want.
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13 comments:
Oh dear. Still - she wouldn't ask for it back?
Does she mean to borrow or keep? Either way, I think that'd be high on the list of "not used" things.
Well? Is it any good then?
Arabella, I'm guessing not...
Billy, she meant to keep.
Del, it was 'no thanks' - I love shopping in charity shops, but you've got to draw the line somewhere - some things are better new.
I once worked in an office to which people (for various reasons I won't go into) returned "faulty" Rabbit vibrators.
One lady insisted on returning hers as she said it had gone mouldy.
Given that said rabbit was cheap as chips, wouldn't it be worth it to just absorb that £10 loss rather than admit to having a va-jay-jay that was full of spores?
God, I hope no one was eating when they read that...
B - ewwwwwwww! And, hahahahaha!
It worries me that so many people returned their Rabbits. Was there a design flaw? They don't catch on fire or anything, do they? *cough*
Girlwithonefatbehind reviews vibrators and swears by the rock chick by the way *cough* xx
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Eww. Really didn't need to know the thing about mould.
I am looked upon as something of a freak by most of my chums for not having any vibrators. Serves me right for having hardly any even remotely straight friends I suppose. I don't really see the need, or feel that it's somehow empowering like Cosmo keep trying to tell us all: plus anything luminous pink with a plastic bloody rabbit on it that works via a couple of duracells is getting nowhere near my Ladies' Parts thanks so very much. It's all a bit too...rave.
There was also the person who phoned and complained that there were no instructions with her rabbit...
Two little words - The Rabbit...
I am telling you lady - get it! It's been a constant comfort.
"It worries me that so many people returned their Rabbits. Was there a design flaw?"
They ate all the lettuce. Which is bad news when you're on a diet.
And probably the fur gets everywhere.
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