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- Annie
- My haphazard, erratically updated blog about printmaking. Recent posts are for the Critical Debates module on MA Printmaking at Middlesex University
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21 comments:
I advise you to be more specific.
I advise you to... wear sunscreen?
I advice you to pursue him round the pool table.
Bugger. Advise. Sorry.
I advise you to read this.
I advise you to dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt.....bullshit like that.
Always wipe front to back.
Always make a list.
Never take no for an answer. There is always another way.
Always sit down to put socks on, and never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.
To remove deodorant stains from black tops, rub over the stain with a pair of tights.
Apply a little baby oil to taps and shower heads to leave them looking sparkling and new.
Vinegar has a multitude of uses as a household cleaner.
Don't watch Teenage Kicks.
And for more advice: Read Viz for Top Tips.
Sometimes it's better when you close your eyes.
same advice i gave you before: lick his face if you're so inclined, and/or get out of London.
Never put up with any bullshit.
Always clean under the rim.
Where do you want it?
Always leave things as you find them....unless it's you that did it, then you cover up.
My, there's more advice about toilets here than I had expected somehow. I like the mixture of the profound and household tips. Betty has thought of the first non-saucy application of baby oil I've ever heard of. Rosie, there will be no licking of any kind for the forseable future as my object of desire appears to have left :-( And Tim, that made me laugh for an hour.
Say yes more.
Don't take any advice from me.
Always always back yourself.
And don't eat crayons.
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