Dear Miss Black
Thank you for sending us your P60. A tax refund is due, and a cheque will follow shortly.
Oh come on!! Don't torment me! '... a cheque?' My mind is boggling, somewhere between a fiver and retirement to my own private island with slaveys to mix my cocktails.
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I can remember many years back getting a rebate of around £270!!! I was 17. It went up in a big puff of smoke.
17 year olds shouldn't be given £270 in one go! :D
Rad, how fab. I disagree, 17 is the perfect age to get an unexpected £270, because us grown-ups only spend it on boring things like the council tax bill... burning it all up in a puff of smoke is much more satisfying.
Drinks all around then,
Are you taking bets? Your luck is in lately. First you get your iPod back, now this. I say £2500.
I got around £400 when I got my rebate a few years back. Can't remember what it got spent on.
Yeah, I got a rebate of about £300 about 6 or 7 years ago. I want another one!
And my money is on, erm, £500.
A private island y'say?
A while ago they told me I owed them two grand. A bunch of letters and phone calls later it turned out I owed them about £2.40. And then it really turned out they owed me about £600. Still waiting!...
Adrian, get em while you can.
Annie - £2500? *faints*
Billy - £400 - hurrah! A satisfyingly round figure.
Timbo - ask them nicely, you never know.
Greavsie, more of an islet then maybe. You are invited, bring your grass skirt.
The Whales - you can't blame them, everyone finds those decimal point things tricky. I blame the teachers... What you need to do is find out someone's name in the office, then go on a charm offensive. Love-bomb them...
One of life's great lies: the cheque is in the post.
ooh - I'll meet you at the nearest pub when it comes in then? As long as it covers three large buckets of Rose that will be fine. xx
Lletrah - nooo! That would be too cruel!
RoMo - pub pub pub! We need no tax rebate excuses for a bucket of rose! xxx
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