Twisted meme

Tagged by Matt, only I can't think of 5 things you don't already know. So to give it a twist, this is 5 things people have said to me, or about me.


'If your name is Black, why aren't you black?'
Dopey 5 year olds, every bloody week.

'You've got an interesting face. You could be any age really.'
College tutor at first meeting (when I was 18.)

'Go Away, little girl'
Sister's best friend, when I was 5. It became a family catch-phrase, unfortunately.

'Hi - do you want a one night stand?'
Man in the student union bar during college (sort of a backhander, implying as it does 'I find you attractive enough to have sex with - but only once.')

'You look like the guitarist out of Guns and Roses, you know the one with the top hat.'
Dopey boyfriend of a friend.



(I don't tag, but let us know if you do it...)



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