None of them are oil paintings. Two of them have beards. Hmmm....
They can all do stuff though.
Y tu? Who are your random crushes? Don't be shy.
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Andrew Marr
Eddie Mair
Nick Knowles (and the plasterers from DIY SOS and Bob the builder - the one formerly on DIY SOS, not the other one!)
So I'm sorted on the current affairs/home improvement fronts. In fact there's probably a series in there just waiting to be made, which involves journalists skimming your walls, with hilarious consequences. Or something.
I WAS going to say Bill Bailey, but he, along with Dylan Moran and Simon Pegg, has something approaching god-like status in this house.
I've seen Steve Bell LIVE twice and fancied the pants off him both times. He gave talks about his cartoons and kept being wonderful and just getting the giggles. Irresistable, no?
Marsha - Andrew Marr? Little pixie man? Takes all sorts... My old flatmate had a thing for Nick Knowles too, fond memories of taking the piss out of her...
Bowleserised, oooh, lucky you. Intelligent, talented AND cute does it for me.
Tim, I like that Muriel Gray is included with the foxes.
Patroclus, he's proper clever. I never saw A History of Britain but would like to.
Anonymous, how nice. Bravo for de-lurking. I congratulate you on your great taste - but then, I am irresistible, and often get mistaken for Penelope Cruz. Not.
Annie, old Louis has a surprising sex symbol status, for all his geekiness. Must be the glasses. PJ is pretty foxy too.
Rad, oh go on, you know you want to.
Bad Sarah, ssshhh, don't tell the whole internets about your secret crush, you bad girl! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I am a bad friend, I didn't know...
Istvanski, I'm guessing you like those ads that Uma's on for digital TV then...
Hi Alan. Curious, they look a bit like sisters too.
Taiga, mmmmmmm, Jean Reno. The sexiest voice in the worrrrrld... Poor old Kurt. He was a beauty.
Andy Roddick (sorry, pathetic, I know), Zoran Djindjic (still not over his death), Steve Martin (a bit), Lawrence Dallaglio (a bit, though I'd be scared to act upon it)... and almost everyone really.
Susannah Read (Reed, Reid) off of bbc breakfast telly. Kelis. Ninja from Go Team! Alice Nutter from Chumbawamba. Kate Moss (Kate why do you mess with Doherty when you could have meeeeee?). Cameron Diaz (I saw her first). Freema Thingybob who plays Martha in Doctor Who. Carrie Fisher (Even now. She's sassy). Siouxsie Sioux. Justine Frischmann (Elastica) Donna Matthews (also Elastica) but before she scagged out. The list goes on...
Over the years... Gruff Rhys David Byrne Rageh Omar Dermot Murnaghan Sean Penn John McEnroe Stewart Copeland in 1978 Budgie from Siouxsie and the Banshees Captain Sensible Mark Strong Ronan Bennett
I'm sure there have been plenty more starting especially with David Cassidy and Leif Garret when I was 7.
Oh god - I'm just going to stick newly sharpened pencils in my eyes ;-)
27 comments:
Andrew Marr
Eddie Mair
Nick Knowles (and the plasterers from DIY SOS and Bob the builder - the one formerly on DIY SOS, not the other one!)
So I'm sorted on the current affairs/home improvement fronts. In fact there's probably a series in there just waiting to be made, which involves journalists skimming your walls, with hilarious consequences. Or something.
I WAS going to say Bill Bailey, but he, along with Dylan Moran and Simon Pegg, has something approaching god-like status in this house.
I've seen Steve Bell LIVE twice and fancied the pants off him both times. He gave talks about his cartoons and kept being wonderful and just getting the giggles. Irresistable, no?
Lucy Liu.
Charlotte Coleman.
Siouxsie Sioux.
Annabella Lwin.
Lisa Bonet.
Muriel Gray.
None of mine have beards, note.
Simon Schama.
Oh arse, forgot about the comment moderation, sorry Annie!
Lauren Laverne.
Lucy Liu.
Do I only like alliterative names?
Parminder Nagra.
No, apparently not.
Penelope Cruz.
You.
Louis Theroux and PJ Harvey
Incidentally, Marsha, I think you're on a losing wicket with Eddie Mair.
But what's all this... Annie's got a lusty lurker...
Ooooh Annie's got an admirer. :D
I've got far too many random crushes to list. ;)
Jeremy Piven as well - LOVE HIM.
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman
I've got a thing about Uma Thurman.
Kristen Scott-Thomas and Fiona Bruce are the only two I need!
Sebastian Flyte [or whoever he really is].
Jean Reno.
Hmm, I have no particular interest in men born in 1948.
So I add one who is already dead:
Kurt Cobain.
Marsha - Andrew Marr? Little pixie man? Takes all sorts... My old flatmate had a thing for Nick Knowles too, fond memories of taking the piss out of her...
Bowleserised, oooh, lucky you. Intelligent, talented AND cute does it for me.
Tim, I like that Muriel Gray is included with the foxes.
Patroclus, he's proper clever. I never saw A History of Britain but would like to.
Anonymous, how nice. Bravo for de-lurking. I congratulate you on your great taste - but then, I am irresistible, and often get mistaken for Penelope Cruz. Not.
Annie, old Louis has a surprising sex symbol status, for all his geekiness. Must be the glasses. PJ is pretty foxy too.
Rad, oh go on, you know you want to.
Bad Sarah, ssshhh, don't tell the whole internets about your secret crush, you bad girl! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I am a bad friend, I didn't know...
Istvanski, I'm guessing you like those ads that Uma's on for digital TV then...
Hi Alan. Curious, they look a bit like sisters too.
Taiga, mmmmmmm, Jean Reno. The sexiest voice in the worrrrrld...
Poor old Kurt. He was a beauty.
Ray Winstone.
Too late but I don't care.
Jon Stewart
Simon Schama (might have to fight Patroclus for him though)
Jon Pilkinghorn
Lino Ventura
I'll challenge Arabella and Annie Rhiannon to a three-way duel (or 'thruel') over Simon Schama and Louis Theroux.
Dawn. Handbags or driving gloves?
Ok - we can take sides - I'll fight tooth and nail for Louis.
Andy Roddick (sorry, pathetic, I know), Zoran Djindjic (still not over his death), Steve Martin (a bit), Lawrence Dallaglio (a bit, though I'd be scared to act upon it)... and almost everyone really.
Susannah Read (Reed, Reid) off of bbc breakfast telly. Kelis. Ninja from Go Team! Alice Nutter from Chumbawamba. Kate Moss (Kate why do you mess with Doherty when you could have meeeeee?). Cameron Diaz (I saw her first). Freema Thingybob who plays Martha in Doctor Who. Carrie Fisher (Even now. She's sassy). Siouxsie Sioux. Justine Frischmann (Elastica) Donna Matthews (also Elastica) but before she scagged out. The list goes on...
Over the years...
Gruff Rhys
David Byrne
Rageh Omar
Dermot Murnaghan
Sean Penn
John McEnroe
Stewart Copeland in 1978
Budgie from Siouxsie and the Banshees
Captain Sensible
Mark Strong
Ronan Bennett
I'm sure there have been plenty more starting especially with David Cassidy and Leif Garret when I was 7.
Oh god - I'm just going to stick newly sharpened pencils in my eyes ;-)
Julia Sawahla.
Penny Smith (off GMTV).
Susannah Reid (off BBC breakfast).
Jean Harlow.
Holly Aird/Ester Hall/Tara Fitzgerald (work the link out for yourself.)
I used to have a thing for Thora Hird.
In my mind, she'll always be a reet durty biatch.
Gael Garcia Bernal
Oh dear - I forgot Stewart Copeland c. 1978 and Andy Summers and Paul McGannn c. Withnail and I and Bruce Robinson and Michael Palin.
It's OK Tim, I'm aware that I'm unlikely ever to be Eddie Mair's type!
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