Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Weddings

3 on the horizon. Possibly more. Lord help me.


Why must they do it? Why? Whatever happened to good old living in sin?

10 comments:

Spinsterella said...

I just did FOUR in very quick succession. Plus three hen dos too, course.

I'm still mentally, physically and emotionally exhausted - you have my sympathies...

Tim F said...

They have weddings so that Slaminsky (and Spinsterella) can come and dance at them.

Preferably to 'Hi Ho Silver Lining'.

Del said...

I've been quite lucky this year. Only one so far, and I was DJing at that. Another in October. My friends are all popping sprogs though. I get to be a Godfather weekend after next...

Annie said...

Spin - four! Ouch. Am toying with the idea of skipping the hen parties. Can't BEAR it. A few year's back one girl demanded that everyone hire nun's habits and go drinking in Leicester Square. She demanded 80 quid for the privilege. That was just sadistic.

Tim, did I tell you about the time I was glassed in the face at a wedding by a friend wheeling her arms to Dancing Queen with a glass in her hand?

Del, your friends are young to be having sprogs. It's quite fun though. Weird and funny when they start having little mini-mes who look just like them and act just like them...

Bowleserised said...

I have one this summer. None last year, and the year before that seven, I think (a friend did 17 in one year, including her own in December). It all calms down eventually... I find it's better if I avoid the hen nights and stick to the weddings.

emordino said...

Living in sin is the way forward. If you want to get pissed and eat cake there's nothing stopping you, and conveniently it won't set you back thirty grand.

Annie said...

B, we seem to have had the first round, and now there's a whole new onslaught. Ah yes, how is the wedding outfit progressing?

Emordino - my thoughts entirely - I like the gift list idea though - if only they did gift lists for single people...

Billy said...

I only went to one wedding last year. They're now getting divorced.

Annie said...

Billy - no!!

Really, what lightweights.

Bowleserised said...

I asked a friend who knows these things to recommend a local seamstress, and intend to act like an adult. I will buy a dress that fits over my tits, then pay someone to adjust it so it fits the rest of me. And then to alter all my clothes likewise.