reckons that there are too many girls in this house. That is L, me, and his girlfriend. (We started calling him the token male.)
He said, and I quote, "I'm paranoid in case I pinch the wrong arse by accident." Now, given that he's been with his girlfriend for 10 years, you think he'd know by now.
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I dunno, I've almost mistakenly pinched loads of arses in my time by accident. Almost. I am also not single.
You know, it happens.
;) He just wants to cover his own ass, in case he screws up!
Let he who never pinched an arse other than the legitimate one throw the first stone!
I mean... accidents do happen... ;)
Guys, you're too cheeky, in every sense of the word.
Nat, you're so right - it's what you might call an insurance policy.
G - you're clearly frequenting too classy establishments, you want to come and hang out in some of the East London pubs.
Annie, here is what you should do, probably after a glass of something because these things aren't what the girls do.... but:
One day, grab his crotch and say, oh - I´m sorry, is that your penis? Living in an all female environment I was led to believe they were larger.
Bingo! We all know what size queens men are. I´m very sorry to all the perfectly respectable men out there, but really this man truely annoyed me, what throwback era is he living in???
End of rant.
Ha! Harsh but funny. I do think he was joking, to be fair - either that, or getting his insurance policy out, like Nat said.
"Not what the girls do." I think I might adopt your phrase as my new strapline Em.
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