Helga von Porno, via Tim.
"I leaped up on his back, and gripping the fat of his torso with my thighs I clonked him two handed on the back of his head..."
Is it just me, or is she brilliant?
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Best use of the word 'clonked' I've seen for a while certainly
but... what does it mean?
She is a poet and an artist, Realdoc.
Shyha - clonk is a colloquial word for 'hit', more or less. She claims to be German writing in English, (but I don't think her site is meant to be taken entirely seriously...)
Very, very, very funny though.
Ah, many things I could tell you about Helga von Porno...
...but I won't.
Patroclus, you little tease! Go on, do tell - is it a friend of yours...?
Thankyou so much Annie, I'm choking back the tears. I've got a list of people I want to thank here, but I think I'm getting a bit out of control.
Helga, I'm honoured. If I'd known you were coming I would have rolled out the red carpet...
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