Case number 1:
(Man standing next to me in line for coffee at Ray's Jazz:)
I'll have a cappuccino. Oh, and a glass of water. Mmmmmmm, water, mmm mmm mmm [he starts making sex noises] I love water. I love it. [Glances at me with eyebrow raised suggestively] It's so good for you... and it's transparent.
Case number 2:
Man in a suit who at first glance appears quite normal, then turns round and displays a proud inch or two of builder's bum, throwing his bike over the railings on Charing Cross Road in a temper:
Nobody loves you! Nobody! You can just fuck right off! (he is talking to the bike.)
Anyway, I'm off to Berlin. Laters...
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Ooh, I forgot the man standing in front of a fish tank which is in the window of a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown, waving at the fishes. I think it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
I've seen a genuine real life window licker. Have fun in Berlin. :)
The glass of water one sounds like Billy :) Particularly about it being transparent. It should be added to his repertoire to crack me up on a regular basis.
Ribena. Transparent and blackcurranty at the same time.
Don't you find that many people who seem to be talking to themselves and/or inanimate objects are in fact using hands-free phones or the like?
This doesn't explain the fish man, of course.
I think hands free mobile kits have made everyone who uses them look like a nutter. Until you realise they're using one, they just look like a crazy person having a conversation with thin air.
I had to look that up Rad - it showed me a 'lovely'cover of Richard D James, sporting a very impressive cleavage.
It does sound like Billy, Llewtrah.
Hi Nigel - Ribena would have got the man very excited, I do believe.
Tim, it's true, though I do think he was a bona fide lunatic, as he appeared to be addressing the bike. I think he wanted to make the bike cry.
Del, I think the nutters might buy phones ON PURPOSE so they can have imaginary conversations in peace.
Oh very highly amusing.
"It's transparent"
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