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I challenge you - YES YOU, THAT INCLUDES ALL LURKERS - to go on an internet scavenger hunt and find me some or preferably one each of these:
1.) A new website to make me laugh
2.) A website to shock and/or thrill
3.) An irresistibly sexy website (YouPorn does not count)
4.) A fabulously stylish website
5.) A bright shiny new blog to read.
6.) A good shopping website (prizes offered if you find one that sells sofas.)
Ready... steady... go!
PS: What is your favourite drug when you have a cold? Em has already recommended Benylin (drowsy) but any others?
Update
Thank you for the lovely recommendations. I have listed them for your pleasure below:
The Changing Man recommended his own site, cheeky! But no link - what's your address, Changing Man? And Retro Sofas, with lovely leather sofas, mmmm...
US recommended the Daily Mash - hilarious, I love the Peter Mandelson post.
Clair recommends the lovely Silent Porn Star blog - a classier time for porn, I think.
Bowleserised wins the prize with one for every category:
Associated Press' strange news snippets
Alaskan politics - good lord!
Coco de Mer's shopping site - I have met the proprietor socially, you know.Quite taken with the liquorice cherry voyeur wallpaper.
Advanced Style - stylish older folks give me hope for the future. Very cool.
Sexy Witches - there's something on the internet for everyone!
Quink recommends the fabulously stylish Ace Jet 170 - great eye candy.
RoMo recommends Electric Roulette - also cool and stylish, a bit like the Face in internet form.
For colds, Bedshaped recommended marijuana. You old hippy, Bedshaped.
Tim recommends whiskey, honey and paracetamol - yum!
Tara recommends grape candy flavoured Dimetapp, sadly unavailable over here.
RoMo recommends Benylin4flu, and chilli.
I am off to try the lot. Cheers, my dears.
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If I may enter my own competition - this just discovered 'Dogs on Craigslist' site made me laugh.
http://notincluded.216colors.com/
1.) A new website to make me laugh
Mine
2.) A website to shock and/or thrill
Mine
3.) An irresistibly sexy website (YouPorn does not count)
Mine
4.) A fabulously stylish website
Mine
5.) A bright shiny new blog to read.
Mine
6.) A good shopping website (prizes offered if you find one that sells sofas.)
http://www.retrosofas.co.uk/
I did start to look, honest. But then I realised t'internet is huuuuge.
thechangingman (there seems to be something up with me signing in to this site.)
Marijuana.
The Daily Mash is always my first port of call for a laugh:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/
Not very new though.
By the way - Alcohol.
The drug that fixes everything.
Sexy?
http://silent-porn-star.blogspot.com/
never fails to raise a smile, and an eyebrow. What larks!
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I think you've just trumped Google. Bill Gates will be envious.
Cold cure: large slug of Irish whiskey; dollop of cloudy honey; bit more whiskey to loosen the honey from the spoon; chunk of lemon; hot water; bit more whiskey for luck; two paracetamol; more whiskey to wash down the paracetamol.
This is fabulously stylish:
http://acejet170.typepad.com/
Dimetapp was a medicine I loved as a child because of the grape candy taste. Don't know if you have it there, and also don't know if it actually fixes colds, but it is delicious.
Vicks Sinex Nasal Spray with a latte chaser. The combination of the caffeine and the nasal spray makes for a wonderful floaty cold free effect. Or Benylin4Flu - again - tastes toxically delicious and makes you feel like nothing matters ever again. Or - hot lemon and honey and something tho eat with a lot of chilli in it. Works a treat.
www.electricroulette.com is good and interesting and often funny
Ebay isn't bad for sofas - I have sold and bought from there...
Hope to see you soon.
xx
Hot port is good for colds and the like. Get a nice measure of port, throw in some hot water and add a clove or three.
Mmm, port... you're all going to turn me into an alkie.
http://www.xylo.me
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