Monday, March 19, 2007

Unrequited

Calum... Calum... I just wanted to know if it was something I said?

I thought we had some rapport. You email me daily, Calum. Every day, you send me tempting pictures... and I get worked up and excited... I thought you were thinking of me, I thought we both knew what we wanted.

But I phone you, I leave messages, and you never phone me back.

So how can I buy a *$?%&!* house off you when I never get to see them?

10 comments:

Meredith Jones said...

Perhaps Calum has found another amour? Poor you... but there are plenty of other estate agents in the ocean.

Billy said...

Are estate agents worse than letting agencies? (Mind you they're often the same people)

Anonymous said...

HAAAAAHHAAA!! Oh poor you - hilarious - I love it when you get mad.

BS xx

Tim F said...

Go round to his house and daub 'THIS MAN IS A PRACTISING ESTATE AGENT' across the front.

Anonymous said...

Tim's advice is excellent. Estate agent and paedophile might as well be synonyms.

realdoc said...

Builders and kitchen fitters as well...bastards all!!!

Dan Flynn said...

Annie,

They are the spawn of Beelzibub and deserve to burn forever in the pit of hell. There I've said it and won't retract a word, even when the gin wears off.

Annie said...

Meredith... you mean... he's been selling to other people? I'll never trust again...

Billy, they are equally mired in duplicity and evil, but the stakes are higher.

Tim, BiB - if I can find his house - they're elusive little buggers.

Realdoc - I feel your pain.

Dan, yes. Unfortunately I think they're also like the Hydra and if you cut the head off one, ten more will grow.

rockmother said...

Well - pardon my french but they are all a bunch of cunts!

Anonymous said...

May I suggest that the word you're looking for is "farkakt" - see excellent yiddish translation site for further good words -> http://www.yiddishdictionaryonline.com/