Friday, December 19, 2008

Leave your girlfriend for me

because she's rubbish.

Mainly because she's not me.

Now, how can I say this, more, er, tactfully?

11 comments:

Quink said...

I don't see the problem. You're delightful, and you have amazing hands (certainly in the two or three pics I've seen). And you're very good fun.

Buy a camera instead of a TV? Won't solve the above, but it's exactly the right thing to do.

Valentine Suicide said...

Should I give an excuse? Or just leave?

What about the dog?

Tim F said...

I thought you meant that he had to go, leaving his girlfriend with you so you could do saucy lesbianings on her.

Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

Annie said...

Aw, Quink. That's lovely. I'm quite overcome. Too late on the TV, but maybe I should get a camera AS WELL?!

Hi, Valentine Suicide. No no, don't bring the dog, whatever you do. He'll be happier with her anyway.

Tim, ha! It's quite amazing, the speed at which men's thoughts turn to saucy lesbianings. Sometimes I think men would be happier if everyone was gay, they could have promiscuous anonymous sex (with other men) whenever they fancied,
whilst fantasising about lesbians.

Istvanski said...

If this bloke would be prepared to leave his girlfriend for you, then he may be prepared to leave you for someone else in the future. Be careful, Annie.

PS, Merry Xmas.

Anonymous said...

Situations like that do not demand tact.

But also what Istvanski said.

Annie said...

True true - or, you know, it could result in 30 years of compatible bliss like, just to pick a random example, my dad and my stepmother.

Merry Xmas to you, Istvanski! I hope Santa brings you a shiny new guitar (or maybe you'd prefer a battered old one) for your collection.

Billy, true too. But directness could go horribly wrong.

ian said...

Directness could go horribly wrong? There are 346 ways it could go horribly wrong - the worst of these would be to die wondering.

Boz said...

I think the wording is fine. Just don't put in their Christmas card..?

Or, in these situations, I find "Oh God You're Lovely" can work quite well.

Annie said...

Ian, I like your thinking.

Boz, ha!

Del said...

Add booze. Lots of booze.