Wednesday, November 07, 2007

I am not a spam robot

Last time I quoted spam I got barred from my blog, as Blogger thought I was a Spam Robot, yet I could not resist sharing the arresting subject of this email with you:

This way your penis will only fit in a pelican's mouth.

A niche market, I would have thought...

7 comments:

Alda said...

LOL! A niche indeed!

Some spam posts, written by individuals clearly not too proficient in the English language, are hilarious. A particular favourite of mine: Do you mean get porno by your dick with handsome woman? Open www.2211122. And add COM after dot at the end.

llewtrah said...

Some are entertaining, along with the language in Nigerian scam emails.

Geoff said...

It would have to be a soixante-neuf.

Billy said...

I just hope the pelican didn't get hungry suddenly.

Annie said...

Geoff!!!

*must banish image from head at once*

Natsthename said...

LOL! Love that!

Bowleserised said...

Well, it would eliminate from the dating pool all straight men who think having a big penis is more important than being able to have sex with an actual woman. And I'm all for that. My commiserations to the pelicans though.