In the playground
Small child: Miss! Miss! I heard him say the 'R' word.
Teacher: The 'R' word?
Small child: (whispers) Arsehole.
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Ha, brilliant!
Do kids still do that breathless "I'm telling on you" voice, as if the thing in question is no naughty it actually makes you short of breath.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh my god - you are back! I'm so happy. Out of the mouth of babes.... xx
That's modern day education for you. It's all part of learning the three 'R's.
Arf.
Did you make him write it out 10 times?
A friend of mine was once chatting to a teacher at our respective children's primary school and the teacher happened to mention that the words "Fuk off" had been emblazoned on the wall in the girls' toilets.
"I wouldn't mind so much" she said "but they've just had all the -uck words for spelling"
Is that the fourth 'r'?
The 4 Rs: Reading, Riting, Rithmetic and R-soles.
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