Undoubtedly (A), you lucky mare. You're not old enough to be an older woman anyway.
I've now reached the point where I'm scared to make eye contact with any male under the age of forty in the street in case they think I'm going to pin them to the floor and molest them because of my crazed, irrational old woman hormones.
i deny it, but i'm a little of both. ara, once they're in college it's hard to tell what age they are anyway... what's a girl supposed to do? ask for ID?
betty - stop worrying. If like me you are over 40 you are actually invisible so make eye contact or indeed leer all you like - you aren't actually there.
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Undoubtedly (A), you lucky mare. You're not old enough to be an older woman anyway.
I've now reached the point where I'm scared to make eye contact with any male under the age of forty in the street in case they think I'm going to pin them to the floor and molest them because of my crazed, irrational old woman hormones.
i deny it, but i'm a little of both. ara, once they're in college it's hard to tell what age they are anyway... what's a girl supposed to do? ask for ID?
So then... who are you trying to seduce? ;)
Ah, thank you Betty. Sadly, I am an older woman to, um, people who are younger than me.
Rosie, it's true. Especially when you're a bit pissed.
Billy, discretion impels me to keep quiet ;-)
In my head I'm all smooth and "Well hello..." in a purring voice. But it really comes out as "Ooh young man!"
*Bangs fists on monitor screen*
"AAAAAAAAANNNNIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"
Mrs Robinson had better scanties. Ergo, you are Mrs R. And here's to you!
At your age! :D
You are really too young to be either but, if I have to choose, you're definitely Mrs Robinson.
I'm, equally definitely, (B).
I should say Mrs Robinson too. :)
Thanks everybody, right answers all round. (Otherwise I would have had to cut you all out of my will)
Where there's a will there's a way...
betty - stop worrying. If like me you are over 40 you are actually invisible so make eye contact or indeed leer all you like - you aren't actually there.
Annie - A of course.
Thanks, GSE. (and that's something to look forward to.)
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