I went to the same college as John Lydon (briefly). I found this in 'Rip It Up and Start Again', it's jolly good.
If you should ever shoplift something that has one of those die-filled tags attached, a simple way around this is to put it in the freezer - the die will freeze and won't explode over your garment when you attempt to remove it. [Not that we advocate shop-lifting - though in these times of economic hardship... Legal Disclaimer Ed]
John McCain called his wife an unmentionable on national TV. And his views on contraception and abortion make him an unmentionable. (seen on Bowleserised, via Feministing.)
A Hackney Labour Counsellor who is a total arse (insulting 7/7 survivors and giving a frightening insight into the mind of New Labour over terror laws.)
'Bitterness is an acquired taste'* spoken by the tutor on a wine-tasting course but it felt like he was speaking to me personally.
Umami is my favourite new word.
*from the days when we were cavemen and bitter meant possibly toxic.
What did you learn then?
About horses
4 days ago
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Did McCain really say that?!?
I went to the same school as David Davis. I guess you get the kudos on that one.
>>>What did you learn then?
You should never lick cheese off the grater.
I went to the same school as Martin Rossiter from Gene. But I didn't learn that this week.
I did learn that My Bloody Valentine are the loudest band in the world. And very good live.
That Hell is a replacement bus service between Welwyn and Stevenage. On a Sunday. Three hour delay.
And that I am utterly incorrigible.
He really did Istvanski. It's quite endearing really.
LC -ouch! Hahahaha! You idiot.
That'll teach you never to leave London again Del.
Did a young lady tell you that? That's generally a good thing I think.
>>>What did you learn then?
Slaminsky = hot!
Aw, thank you, that’s made my day. No YOU are hot. And I won’t tell the internets what you were drinking...
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