Waiting in vain.
Waiting for you.
Counting the minutes.
Why must you make me wait?
You promise so much
And deliver so little
You make me wander from room to room
Sighing
Longing
Wanting
Without you in my life
There is no fire
No heat
No warmth
No hot water
British Gas Man.
*with apologies to Bob Marley
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2 hours ago
11 comments:
Start a fire.
Ha ha - classic. Not the best time of year to need hime either.
Brilliant. Just what I needed to put a smile back on me face. Cheers for that Annie. :)
Haaaaaahaha :)
Adrian, how would it go?
Judge: And so you willfully set fire to your house, endangering the lives of hundreds of people.
Me: Yes, but I was cold and fed up waiting for British Gas.
Judge: Ah, in that case I understand completely. Case dismissed!
US, Rad, Viking - if it amused you, it was all worth it ;-)
Very funny! Did he turn up?
He came. He needed a gadget, which was not in his van. He's coming back. On Thursday.
Does your stove work with this thing too? If not, put the kettle on, Ms. Polly. Oh you po' thing.
p.s. Colin Channer wrote a book with that title too, Waiting in vain.
You had me going, girl! The gas man! tee heee!! Good one!
GG, we have an electric kettle, which is good, English people get very feisty when deprived of their tea :-) I see he likes his Bob Marley titles, his other book is called Satisfy My Soul.
Good, Nat - (I can't really write poetry!)
Yeah, Colin's a big Bob fan...you should hear him read and sing from his book...oh myyyy.
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