Sorry, off-topic, but I've decided you must become Amy Winehouse's one-woman rescue mission. We only get the hit parade a couple of years behind over here, being on the continent and all - I think those Spice Girls are awfully good - so I don't really know Ms. Winehouse but I watched her get her award on the BBC website today and thought you could/should rescue her.
Sorry (again), this is all wrok-avoidance fantasy.
Ah, BiB, sorry to say I have little sympathy for her. I feel she has let down us big-nosed Jewish gals from Southgate. Young, gorgeous, ridiculously talented, warm supportive family, critically respected, globally acclaimed, rich and successful... lord knows, it would be enough to drive me to heroin, anorexia, self-harm and self-loathing. I just want to tell her to pull her socks up.
I have more sympathy with people who have absolutely nothing, and are just invisibly getting on with it, rather than people who are handed everything on a plate and can't do anything but whine, whine, whine... ooh, is there a pun in there somewhere...?
Darling, fantastic. In that case, for I have deemed it necessary that you have some involvement with Ms. Winehouse's fate, you must start a Big-Nosed-Jewish-Gals-From-Southgate 4 Not-Rescuing-A-BNJGFS-Gone-Wrong Association. I'll join, if you bend the rules for entry a bit. And then I won't feel lame for having nothing to offer your fanzine.
I think it was seeing her with her mother that made me want to have her rescued.
The mother seems to spend far too much time giving exclusive interviews to OK about Amy's problems for me to warm to her. I suspect that it is the mother that is the problem.
Have you seen the other view askew films? I'd say Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is essential. I was unimpressed that they made Clerks II but then I saw the DVD, it was cheap, so am I, so I bought it and laughed my arse off. :D
Yes - saw it in Spain (where it is known as 'Jay & Silent Bob - Contra-Ataque!') Me & my mate and a cinema full of Spanish teenage boys... I like Silent Bob. He reminds me of Gromit.
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Sorry, off-topic, but I've decided you must become Amy Winehouse's one-woman rescue mission. We only get the hit parade a couple of years behind over here, being on the continent and all - I think those Spice Girls are awfully good - so I don't really know Ms. Winehouse but I watched her get her award on the BBC website today and thought you could/should rescue her.
Sorry (again), this is all wrok-avoidance fantasy.
...work, not wrok, though I'm happy to avoid wrok too.
Ah, BiB, sorry to say I have little sympathy for her. I feel she has let down us big-nosed Jewish gals from Southgate. Young, gorgeous, ridiculously talented, warm supportive family, critically respected, globally acclaimed, rich and successful... lord knows, it would be enough to drive me to heroin, anorexia, self-harm and self-loathing. I just want to tell her to pull her socks up.
I have more sympathy with people who have absolutely nothing, and are just invisibly getting on with it, rather than people who are handed everything on a plate and can't do anything but whine, whine, whine... ooh, is there a pun in there somewhere...?
Darling, fantastic. In that case, for I have deemed it necessary that you have some involvement with Ms. Winehouse's fate, you must start a Big-Nosed-Jewish-Gals-From-Southgate 4 Not-Rescuing-A-BNJGFS-Gone-Wrong Association. I'll join, if you bend the rules for entry a bit. And then I won't feel lame for having nothing to offer your fanzine.
I think it was seeing her with her mother that made me want to have her rescued.
That picture has just brought back the donkey show scene from Clerks II. Damn you Annie!
Liking your Bears very much, while also feeling lame about lack of offerings for fanzine (excellent recipe for scones anyone?)
Perhaps we should start a Save Amy Winehouse's Mum group?
The mother seems to spend far too much time giving exclusive interviews to OK about Amy's problems for me to warm to her. I suspect that it is the mother that is the problem.
BiB, you see what you started?
Don't worry Marsha - no pressure.
GSE, she looks quite uncannily like my Auntie Rita.
Rad, I loved Clerks number 1 (& LMAO at the poor unfortunate ex-girlfriend-in-the- toilet-scenario, but didn't know there was a Clerks 2...)
Have you seen the other view askew films? I'd say Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is essential. I was unimpressed that they made Clerks II but then I saw the DVD, it was cheap, so am I, so I bought it and laughed my arse off. :D
Yes - saw it in Spain (where it is known as 'Jay & Silent Bob - Contra-Ataque!') Me & my mate and a cinema full of Spanish teenage boys... I like Silent Bob. He reminds me of Gromit.
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