When I worked in A&E there was a simulated disaster to test our readiness. There was supposed to have been a gas explosion and one keen volunteer decided to simulate having been blown up a tree. Unfortunately no-one found him and he remained up his tree simulating for several hours
So, three free square meals, a free show and scrub down, and all you have to do is lie around looking fucked all day? Several of my punters will be along, or would be if only they could read...
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Are you planning to public-spiritedly take part?
I hope if some nutter launches a chemical attack on London, he has enough community spirit to target it on an area with adequate parking.
Free lunch is a plus. Having to be decontaminated is a bit of a minus though.
They've thought this through well. A guest appearance by Chris Moyles at a music festival would be just the provocation some people need.
Not up for it. I don't trust 'Bollock Blairite Britain'.
I would have thought the toilets at most festivals could do with a chemical attack.
p.s. I can't access your comments at work for some strange reason, Annie. No problem at home.
When I worked in A&E there was a simulated disaster to test our readiness. There was supposed to have been a gas explosion and one keen volunteer decided to simulate having been blown up a tree. Unfortunately no-one found him and he remained up his tree simulating for several hours
BiB, no way, Jose. It is public spirited by I prefer to repress thoughts of chemical or biological attacks in my neighbourhood.
Tim, good point.
Right Billy - though it would have to include champagne cocktails and caviar to make me want to attend.
Fair enough, Rehan.
Geoff, it's kind of putting me off Paradise Gardens in Victoria Park this weekend.
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Realdoc - hahahaha! hahahaha! Brilliant!
What Tim said.
Are they providing complimentary cocktails?
So, three free square meals, a free show and scrub down, and all you have to do is lie around looking fucked all day? Several of my punters will be along, or would be if only they could read...
I meant to say "shower" not "show". Though maybe there'll be some mime just to add to the horror, I dunno.
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