Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fantasy football

7 months = £15 million payoff.

I know nothing about football, but am highly experienced at motivating stroppy, spoiled, underachieving, immature individuals. They should make ME manager of Chelsea. Then sack me after 7 months, I'm sure the results would be identical to old Felipe.

6 comments:

Billy said...

But you don't resemble Gene Hackman?

Tim F said...

And Scolari isn't bootylicious like you.

Rad said...

And I'd never talk to you again.
(unless you got them relegated)

Geoff said...

Could you handle John Terry crying when he loses?

Istvanski said...

Guus Hiddink wants a piece of Chelsea pie, and it looks like you've lost out this time.

Re; Valentines - my better half will be feeding me fresh sushi made with her own fair hand, but other than that it's a night that's over-rated...

Hopefully the songs on my latest podcast will raise a smile...
Plug, plug...

Annie said...

He's a millionaire Brazilian who looks like Gene Hackman? I want him.

Oh Tim. You schmoozer.

Rad, if they chose me, I can pretty much guarantee you relegation.

Geoff, I've made 5 year olds cry in the day job, I have a heart of stone. The wobbly lip cuts no ice with me.

Guus Hiddink - the best name won. Stop making me jealous with your handmade sushi, Istvanski.